




Not Magic. Just Science (and Skincare)
Visible results. Minimal effort. 20,000 blokes (and counting) back it.



Been using your skin care for 4-5 weeks now and so happy to see the progression of my skin.
Zac G.



I bought one of your skincare bundles and I couldn’t be happier with the results I'm seeing! My face has never been so clear in my life.
Riley P



Tried so many other products & couldn't find anything that worked until this!!
Zac G.


Got this for my boyfriend who’s a tradie and always comes home covered in dust and grease. He never used skincare before but now he actually looks forward to using it — his skin’s clearer, less oily, and no more random breakouts on his forehead. I can’t stop touching his face now 😅
Monique H.


My son has always been quiet about his skin, but I could see it was affecting his confidence. We’ve tried prescriptions, harsh scrubs — nothing helped. Cop The Lot has been a game-changer. It’s gentle but actually works. His breakouts have settled, his skin looks calmer, and he’s finally smiling at himself in the mirror again.
Amanda R.

What It Does (No BS)

Use In 3 Simple Steps
Us vs them

It removes dirt, sweat, and oil from your skin, helping to prevent clogged pores and breakouts, while keeping your face fresh.
Nope. It’s packed with hydrating ingredients like niacinamide, green tea, and hyaluronic acid to clean without stripping your skin.
Yes. It gently removes excess oil and dirt, helping to keep blackheads and breakouts under control.
Most blokes say their skin feels cleaner and fresher within a few days of consistent use.
Use it morning and night for the best results – it’s gentle enough for everyday use.
No. It has a very light, clean scent that won’t clash with your deodorant or cologne.
With 2–3 pumps twice a day, it’ll last around 6–8 weeks – but it depends on usage.